I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (McSweeney's, The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
Me wearing a panda hat at the Smithsonian Zoo. Photo unrelated to any of my writing.
Here are links to everything I’ve written online. I also have a sketch packet, a one-woman show and a sitcom pilot. Whatever.
Reputable Websites I Have Written For:
~Humor at The Apiary~
A Feminist Responds to the Sex and the City 2 Backlash (May 25, 2010)
Al Gore’s Online Dating Profile (June 3, 2010)
Back to School Checklists of the Stars (August 31, 2010)
Halloween Disasters (October 28, 2010)
An Open Letter to People Magazine re: Sexiest Man Alive (November 19, 2010)
Choose Your Own Single-On-Valentine’s Day Adventure (February 14, 2011)
I’m Glad I’m Not Kate Middleton (April 28, 2011)
Inside with: Mike Lawrence (July 14, 2010)
Inside with: Will Luera (July 30, 2010)
Inside with: Sara Schaefer (December 14, 2010)
Inside with: Jared Logan & Dan St. Germain (January 12, 2011)
Inside with: Shenoah Allen & Mark Chavez of The Pajama Men (February 18, 2011)
Inside with: Jessi Klein (March 2, 2011)
Inside with: David Mogolov of “There Is No Good News” (March 4, 2011)
Inside with: Rose Surnow, Host of “We Love You” (March 25, 2011)
Inside with: Steve Soroka and Mamrie Hart of BoF (March 31, 2011)
Inside with: J.D. Durkin of “Stephen Colbert: Hire Me” (May 6, 2011)
The Divine Right of Queen Bees ~ an essay about how Mean Girls and Clueless illustrate social contract theory (March 2, 2011)
A New Fantastic Point of View ~ an essay about Aladdin and Western views of democracy in the Middle East (October 5, 2011)
A Woman in Stand-up Comedy ~ a personal essay about being a feminine funny person (January 24, 2011)
Bridesmaids ~ an essay about the May 2011 film (February 1, 2011)
My Trouble With Tina ~ an essay about Tina Fey & the different kinds of feminism in comedy writing (March 14, 2011)
Review: Bridesmaids ~ My review of Bridesmaids
Everything I Learned About Seduction I Learned in Kindergarten (July 8, 2011 - posted on Hello Giggles as “From Our Readers”)
My Favorite Tumblr Posts ~ Original Humor
What’s Your New Star Sign? (Beibercorn, Annehathawarius, Virgaga, etc.)
My Mom Watches Game of Thrones - A tumblr about how my mom watches Game of Thrones
The Autobiography of Magneto X - A tumblr about Magneto as told by Magneto.
Ars Rodentia - A tumblr about cute animals who are really serious about their art.
It’s Walden Bitch - A twitter for Henry David Thoreau. He’s sassier than you might imagine.