I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
My college pal, Melissa, posted this on Facebook. It’s from Seventeen Magazine.
My response was: “Blargh Garg Flames a;jdflkajsfl;asjf”
Because I just can’t anymore. I can’t. There’s no witty retort for this nonsense.
Though, I’d love to know if Sylvia Plath would have been considered pretty enough for Ann Shoket.
