I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Yo, check it. I’m running around in circles for this hot female lab mouse. You know the type: white skin, tiny claws, chemically altered blue eyes. Anyway, this mouse, she left me for this motherf#$ing rat named Algernon. I asked her what he does for her that I don’t. She said that when he runs around in circles he’s actually getting somewhere.
I hope that bitch gets cancer treatment trials, ‘cause she was a tumor on me! Y’know what I’m saying? What? HAMSTER TIME!
Def Hamster Comedy Jam
I think this is proof that stand up comedy has rotted my brain out.
