I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Jessica Pare looks gorgeous in custom Jason Wu
Honestly, the only bitch who did it right last night.
It’s a good dress. Deal with it. Also, if people give you crap, tell them it’s what people in Brooklyn are wearing…because there are some actual colonial motherfuckers in Brooklyn right now.
Actual fashion advice I gave this morning.
I bought a cuff last week with money I don’t have and I have quickly discovered that cuffs are not for office life.
ANNE SHIRLEY WOULD SHIT HER PANTS.
