I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.

You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.

I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.

 

I’m sorry I’m late. I kept missing trains. But actually, I could have been on time if I left the house earlier, but I didn’t because I found a bunch of Gilda Radner interviews on youtube…and you know…that’s important.

A totally valid excuse I gave to someone last night