I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Happy Birthday, Caitlin! Our mutual husband, Tom, has some wine and a weird glass award for you!
Go home, Tom. You’re drunk, Tom.
Blackbook Magazine posted the first image from the Tilda Swinton/Hiddlywinks “vampires in love in Detroit” movie.
Yesssss.
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers in this very difficult time. Donations can be sent via alcohol.
I misspelled something in my address bar and this came up again.
sigh
BEAUTIFUL.
Can I get this in poster size to hang over my fireplace?
GLORIOUS.
(Source: arcadiaego)
YOU ARE SHITTING ME WITH THIS SWAG.
(Source: mishasteaparty)
Mondays aren’t so bad.
