I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Thoreau said, “Most men lead lives of quiet desperation.” Don’t be resigned to that. Break out!
Thoreau also said “The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when one asked me what I thought, and retweeted my answer.”
FOLLOW THOREAU AS HE TALKS TO RACCOONS THAT ARE MERELY HIS SHADOW.
ItsWaldenBitch
I did it. Thanks for nothing, guys.
(his official email address is hdthorizzy@gmail.com)
“I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately on my iPhone.”
Can someone talk me out of creating a satirical twitter account for Henry David Thoreau called “ItsWaldenBitch” before I make the awesomest mistake of my life?
