I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.

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I realize I’m about 10 years too late on this rant, but still. Renee Zellweger as Bridget Jones is NOT overweight. Bridget Jones is NOT fat. She’s just not emaciated. She doesn’t look that great throughout the film because for most of the movie she is put in terribly unflattering clothes. Also, if Renee Zellweger gained 20 lbs to portray Bridget Jones, then that is scary. I’m not trying to body snark Renee Zellweger, but seriously. 
*end rant*
*am spending the night in and Bridget Jones’s Diary is on tv*

I realize I’m about 10 years too late on this rant, but still. Renee Zellweger as Bridget Jones is NOT overweight. Bridget Jones is NOT fat. She’s just not emaciated. She doesn’t look that great throughout the film because for most of the movie she is put in terribly unflattering clothes. Also, if Renee Zellweger gained 20 lbs to portray Bridget Jones, then that is scary. I’m not trying to body snark Renee Zellweger, but seriously. 

*end rant*

*am spending the night in and Bridget Jones’s Diary is on tv*