I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Ahhhhhhhhh…..it’s Mr. & Mrs. Smith!!!!!!
I did this for you, Tumblr. Please read it when it hits the web tomorrow and tell me how wrong my rankings were.
We can have it all. And we will have it all.
…and we need to talk about SEBASTIAN THE HEDGEHOG.
My heart. MY HEART.
Christmas is not only the time of year when Santa slides down your chimney to leave presents, it’s also the time of year for the Doctor Who Christmas Special. This year, it’s all about evil snowmen. And who’s doing the voice for all the snowmen? Spoiler after the break.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

August 2nd on set images [x] credits to @ryanfarrr
Come to me, come to me, new companion who wears period clothes in appropriate settings and presumably has no prior connection to the Ponds, River Song, the Silence, the Weeping Angels or Cracks in the Universe.
Hit refresh on this mother.
Oh, hi new Downton Abbey footman. I don’t like your face. (Sorry.)
Chiara’s “type” might be an Aaron Sorkin character, but mine is just Ben Wyatt.
WE ARE BOTH IN LOVE WITH FICTIONAL MEN. WE ARE DOOMED.