I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“Which SNL Alum Makes The Most At The Box Office?” | VH1.com
Yes, I spent the last week of my life going through the expansive IMDB profiles of all 131 SNL alums. Yes, I also found the U.S. Box Office grosses of each film each SNL alum starred in or had a supporting role in. No, I didn’t count bit parts or cameos because Box Office Mojo doesn’t. Yes, it is ridiculous how much money a bit player can earn doing voice over work in The Lorax. Yes, I now know Charles Rocket was in two films that individually grossed more money than all of Chris Farley’s films behind. No, you’re the one breaking down.
Taylor Swift totally got Herb Welch’d. [via]
What if Herb Welch is just a Ryan Seacrest who was lost forever in time?
Christoph Waltz to Host SNL Feb 16 With Alabama Shakes | Zap2it
They best already be scripting a “Les Jeunes De Paris” sketch set in Nazi Occupied France.
(Source: popculturebrain)
JENNIFER LAWRENCE 1/19
I just clapped and gasped. DO THAT OSCAR CAMPAIGNING, BITCH.
“How does a man sit on a piano, I wonder?”
This did make me laugh out loud and now instead of going to bed early to prep for my 10K tomorrow, I HAVE TO STAY UP AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
And Tina Fey.
FUCK YOU.
Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Ana Gasteyer, Rachel Dratch and Maya Rudolph photographed by Jack Chuck for Newsweek, March 2002
(note Tina Being the only one in socks - she has a bare foot phobia)
Very seriously considering throwing an all-lady SNL premiere sleepover party at my apartment this weekend. Normally I feel weird inviting people to crash—I like to clear it with the roomie and stuff—but since she drunkenly slammed doors and laughed like a crazy person from 2:00am-4:30am last night, I say that she has no say in the matter.
From Second City to SNL? Aidy Bryant, Tim Robinson eyed for new cast roles at Saturday Night Live | The Comic's Comic
Hope so! Aidy looks adorable and hilarious and it’s about time a Cook County Social Club alum got on SNL as they, too, are adorable and hilarious.
I’m in a MOOD today. Talk amongst yourselves.
I am Kevin and Kevin is me.
Good morning!
