I live in New York. I am a stand up comic, writer and actor. You may have seen my writing on many reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum. I was formerly member of the PITtv House Team, Codswallop.

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Through a shuttered sliding door lay a bathroom with a sunken tub perfectly positioned for a romantic stargazing bath for two. Everything in the resort was geared for honeymoon levels of smooching romance. I quickly learned a basic but crucial lesson: never come to paradise alone.

I will go to the Seychelles with you, Benedict Cumberbatch!!!!!!!

BTW, he also makes two Jurassic Parks jokes in the piece. Like, come on! Run some Calgon in the bath and take me away, AMIRIGHTLADIEZ!?!?!?

(Source: thisislondon.co.uk)