I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (McSweeney's, The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
Nora Ephron, “On Never Having Been a Prom Queen”, Crazy Salad
I read this about a month ago and can’t stop thinking about this quote and how even though it’s about how women involved in feminism in 1970s couldn’t see eye to eye, it’s really this refrain that haunts us.
"If you really got it together, the option you would choose is mine.”
Gwyneth Paltrow, per thehairpin.com
— Robin, the plus-sized millionaire whom Patti called “delusional" on last night’s Millionaire Matchmaker*
Hear that guys? If you have delusional goals, just be go after your dreams.
*which I did not watch because I was enacting my own version of Black Swan. Good news! I haven’t fought my evil doppelganger yet!
Katherine Mansfield (via katherine-mansfield)
You guys—there’s a Katherine Mansfield tumblr!!
Willtron 3000, Epic, yet mildly sarcastic, Quotes of the Weekend