I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.

You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.

I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.

 

Can we just agree that everything about Adele is right? “Rolling in the Deep” is so good that I want to experience a really horrible break up just so I have more excuses to listen to it.

Can we just agree that everything about Adele is right? “Rolling in the Deep” is so good that I want to experience a really horrible break up just so I have more excuses to listen to it.

I feel like if I tried this in NYC, I’d look fantastic, but everyone would assume I was drunk. Not that it wouldn’t be true, but still.

I feel like if I tried this in NYC, I’d look fantastic, but everyone would assume I was drunk. Not that it wouldn’t be true, but still.

So, I’ve been jonesing after this handbag since I saw it in this month’s vogue. It may only cost a small fortune, but it costs my entire small fortune. *sigh* I must remind myself that to be young and poor and living in New York is actually a dream come true.

So, I’ve been jonesing after this handbag since I saw it in this month’s vogue. It may only cost a small fortune, but it costs my entire small fortune. *sigh* I must remind myself that to be young and poor and living in New York is actually a dream come true.