I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.

You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.

I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.

 

Last night I was advised that I should move my theoretical birthday karaoke party from the night of my birthday (December 29) to early January. However, I read on LaineyGossip that it’s bad feng shui to have a birthday party after your birthday. So, it would now seem that I will have a quiet cocktail drinking affair on my birthday—for my birthday—and then a spiritually connected, but not explicitly connected, karaoke party in early January. 
So if you live in NYC and like karaoke, save the date of Friday, January 6 for a party that was inspired by, but isn’t directly connected to my birthday.
And now that my birthday party is taken care of, I should figure out what exactly my plan for Thanksgiving is. (Priorities)

Last night I was advised that I should move my theoretical birthday karaoke party from the night of my birthday (December 29) to early January. However, I read on LaineyGossip that it’s bad feng shui to have a birthday party after your birthday. So, it would now seem that I will have a quiet cocktail drinking affair on my birthday—for my birthday—and then a spiritually connected, but not explicitly connected, karaoke party in early January. 

So if you live in NYC and like karaoke, save the date of Friday, January 6 for a party that was inspired by, but isn’t directly connected to my birthday.

And now that my birthday party is taken care of, I should figure out what exactly my plan for Thanksgiving is. (Priorities)