I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I had fun writing this and maybe ruffled some feathers by revealing that I am personally squicked out by over the top twitter displays of affection. Like, birthday, anniversary, your partner scored a sweet new job…SHOUT IT FROM THE INTERNET ROOFTOPS. But if you have to constantly tweet about your significant other to strangers, I…uh…worry that part of your relationship might just be for show. But more importantly, I don’t give a shit.
That all said, displays of affection kind of squick me out, though, so don’t take my bitchiness personally.
Crush Of The Week: CRUSH OF THE WEEK: SLEEP
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This post about my love of sleep almost never happened because of my love of sleep.
Crush Of The Week: CRUSH OF THE WEEK: YA NOVELS
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Guys, I think my writing has reached its apex. Consider this excerpt from this piece:
“GIVE IT ALL TO ME. ALL THE TEEN WITCHES AND FREAKS AND VAMPIRES AND DARK BATTLES AND MAGIC AND SEXUALLY TENSE YET EMOTIONALLY EARNEST TEEN COURTSHIPS. GIVE ME. GIMME!”
Crush of the Week: Daniel Craig | HelloGiggles.com
I wrote this because thinking about Daniel Craig’s craggy face is always more fun than reading about fiscal cliffs.
Crush Of The Week: CRUSH OF THE WEEK: HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
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This turned into a feminist rant rather quickly…
Things That Are Somehow Less Stressful Than The 2012 Election | HuffPost Comedy
Also, I wrote this because I am seriously concerned that I might have an ulcer that’s been caused by (drinking and popping Aleve and) the debates. Or it’s gas.
That said, it’s ridiculous how certain experiences in my life caused me less anxiety than all this political stuff is right now. Instead of criticizing me for being selfish and having a high forehead, my sisters are now calling me a heathen elitist socialist evil moron.
IT’S STRESSING ME OUT.
14-YEAR-OLD PAKISTANI GIRL MALALA YOUSUFZAI, SHOT BY THE TALIBAN FOR BEING A FEMINIST BLOGGER
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DON’T LET ANYONE MAKE YOU AFRAID TO USE YOUR VOICE
Crush Of The Week: CRUSH OF THE WEEK: SCHOOL SUPPLIES
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I liked writing this which means very few people will enjoy reading it. It’s the science of blogging.
