I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (McSweeney's, The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
If a man has a perfectly sculpted body, eyes the color of the tropical sea at twilight and a crooked smile that can unhinge your nerves, he can still be a boring idiot.
There’s nothing more repulsive to me than willful ignorance. There are these places called libraries where you can get lost in labyrinths built by bookshelves and battle minotaurs born from someone else’s imagination. You can travel the cosmos in works of science fiction and learn how the universe was created by studying theories and equations. You can learn about jungles and deserts, kings and kangaroos. You can even uncover truths about yourself if you’re reading a certain way. My point is I love smart people. Specifically, I love smart people who love words and ideas. William Shakespeare is kind of the grand poo bah of words and ideas, so I kind of love William Shakespeare a lot.
I really ripped open my heart this week.
Also—there’s a photo of Tom Hiddlestone laughing while wearing nothing but a towel in a sauna.