I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR DAME MAGGIE SMITH MADE GLORIOUS BY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.
Oh, so it’s winter now. Ho hum. Ho hum.
MAGGIE SMITH AND SHIRLEY MACLAINE ON DOWNTON ABBEY(by Jbellaire)
I AM GOING TO DIE
Need to put together my Martha Levinson cosplay outfit STAT.
Countess: Good heavens, what am I sitting on?
Matthew: Uh, a swivel chair.
Countess: Oh, another modern brainwave?
Matthew: Not very modern, they were invented by Thomas Jefferson.
Countess: Why does every day involve a fight with an American?
Matthew: I’ll fetch a different one.
Countess: No, no no no no! I’m a good sailor.
Obligatory reblog in celebration of FINALLY FINISHING DOWNTON ABBEY.
Let’s all aspire to be like Maggie Smith, guys. She knows how amazing she is and so should we.
