I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Last night of hanging with Lucius. I am pleased to report that we have gone from mortal enemies to bosom buddies over the past five days.
Is everyone hanging out without me????
Are you trying to tell me that Lucius would turn down a plate of lasagna?
I’m saying he’s more a fan of calzones.
True story.
Ever since my roommate watched Garfield cartoons in the living room, Lucius has been judging her for enjoying a program that makes awful stereotypes about orange cats.
Lucius is clearly disturbed by the storm. Hence the sitting on his feet.
My son is the handsomest cat child in all the lands.
Lucius doesn’t give a fuck about a storm. He’s just equally as pissed as I am that this episode of Call The Midwife is boring.
In 48 hours, Brooklyn (and one living room chair and no sofa) has broken Lucius into a side-eying lap cat.
Lucius is used to sharing a couch with me, so naturally he’s insisting on sharing this one chair we have.
