I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.

You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.

I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.

 

BREAKING: Award winning composer Marvin Hamlisch has died at 68

All I can think…all I can think…all I can think…

Lisa Loopner: Mom, you don’t have to worry about me going all the way with Todd. I’m saving myself for my one true love - Marvin Hamlisch.

RIP Mr. Hamlisch. I hope there’s some version of Heaven where you and Gilda Radner are playing out a Lisa Loopner/Marvin Hamlisch seduction scene.