I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.

You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.

I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.

 

This woman is my hero and has been a constant source of light for me in these past two trying (yet exciting) weeks. 

p.s. - I killed Monday!

This woman is my hero and has been a constant source of light for me in these past two trying (yet exciting) weeks. 

p.s. - I killed Monday!

Not big into self-delusion, Radner doesn’t pretend to be a model of maturity herself. “My personal life is confused and at loose ends,” she concedes. “I start to go out with a guy and then think, ‘Can I handle this?’ ” The answer so far has been not really…But though “nothing ends, like, horrible,” she explains, “I’m nobody’s steady date. I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

After reading this (poorly written People magazine) article from 1977, I feel more certain then ever that Gilda Radner is my dream best friend. She would totally get me. 

Seriously, read the article. It’s interesting what topics weren’t taboo in the 1970’s, backstage SNL gossip, and there’s stuff about how Gilda felt about being a woman in comedy. Most of all, it’s really hard to find stuff where she talks about herself in her own words—because everything is a “tribute” now—but she does so here.

Let’s all aspire to be like Maggie Smith, guys. She knows how amazing she is and so should we.

Let’s all aspire to be like Maggie Smith, guys. She knows how amazing she is and so should we.

Guys, let’s start our day bowing down to someone way cooler than us.

Helena Bonham Carter in the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue.

Guys, let’s start our day bowing down to someone way cooler than us.

Helena Bonham Carter in the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue.