I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Rewatched The Critic pilot tonight before bed. 21:22 is when the greatest Seinfeld joke of all time begins.
You’re welcome.
(You should watch the whole thing anyway.)
These are the kinds of messages I’ve been bombarding my dear friend Jake with ever since he divulged on Facebook that he’s opening for Lovitz in DC this weekend. I am truly supportive of my friends’ accomplishments.

But seriously, he’ll do great.
…but I’m 26 and I’m the responsible one now.

YES. This is one of my favorite things in comedy ever. I think I own The Wedding Singer on DVD just for this moment. Also, can I just say that I think Jon Lovitz is one of the most under-rated SNL alums ever? But what do I know? I’m just someone who would tape episodes of The Critic when she was 10.