I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Caitlin has kindly invited me to a swanky women’s event at the Intrepid Sea, Air & Space Museum today. I’m very excited and after looking at the website, I am convinced I may have found a dream wedding venue*.
The only downside is I will be missing going to open mics tonight. Which is a shame since I have a new joke about eating a brick of cream cheese when I was 9 that I wanted to work on. The joke also references Julie Newmar, so you know it’s good.
*It’s swanky, holds 1,000’s of people and is a US HISTORY MUSEUM. Also the fact that it’s an aircraft carrier brings a US Naval influence to the affair, and since my dad was Navy, it would be nice. Okay, it’s probably impossible, but I CAN DREAM.
I wrote a joke about a liger today. That’s normal, right?
