I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Hot Guys In History | GoRadio.com ~ Channel Indigo
I wrote this because I know where all the hot guys (in the past) are.
NEW PITtv team, Codswallop presents: Atheist Carolers
Cheerful Atheists highjack Christmas carols and make them their own.
CODSWALLOP is Haldane Mcfall, Meghan O’Keefe, J.J. Orgera, Chris Rose, Katherine Steinberg, Zach Holtzman, Jodi Jett, Ryan Stadler
I wrote this because the city has changed me into a heathen.
I think I’m going to show my mom this sketch right before we leave for Midnight Mass. What do you think?
PLEASE WATCH AND REBLOG AND STUFF BECAUSE I WROTE THIS. THANK YOU.
I strove to create a thought provoking piece on an important subject. So of course, this is a pile of silliness. (pssst….there’s an Easter Egg if you click on one of the links and scroll down!)
This might be the most popular thing I’ve ever written, which is weird because I would have thought Al Gore’s Online Dating Profile would have gotten the same amount of hits. (I’m kidding.)(Al Gore’s Online Dating Profile should have gotten more hits.)
When the women joked that it would be interesting to see how their male co-workers would function if the gender count was swapped, they collectively looked to [Larry] Wilmore who deadpanned, “I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening to anything you were saying.” I personally was not sure if he was just trying to be funny or if he was revealing something deeper by suggesting that the idea that men wouldn’t listen to women speak is funny.
— Talking Shop With Some Female Late Night Writers at the WGA West Diversity Panel | Splitsider
I wrote this about the super cool panel I got to go to while I was in LA last week.
I’m a smart girl who’s dumb about boys. I’m a smart girl who’s even dumber about boys when those boys are British. Also, this entire article is an excuse to publish a nebbish James McAvoy photo on HelloGiggles.
I did this on Monday. Seriously.
How To Look Good In Every Photograph | HelloGiggles
About a year and a half ago, I made a promise to myself. I was tired of looking at Facebook photos of myself from parties and zeroing in on all the things I hated about how I looked. So I had the crazy notion one day that I would stop doing that. I challenged myself to play a game called “Find one thing about how you look in this photo that you DO like.”
Join me on my everlasting quest to like looking at myself. (I wrote this)
The Secret Free Tarot Card-Reading Portal | The Hairpin
I wrote this and sent it to The Hairpin because it needs to be shared WITH THE WORLD.
My favorite combination? “Legend: The Arthurian Tarot” set to Celtic Cross spread. I like to ask “How’s my career going?” and then, as I’m halfway through reading about the obstacles that are about to cross my path, my boss walks over with a stack of expenses that need to be processed. THAT’S how accurate the readings are.
