I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Hey remember two months ago when I blogged about a tiki bar called the Hurricane Club opening? Turns out it’s not quite a tiki bar.
luckypaperstars and I went there last night, and I kind of knew something was up the moment I got there and the outside looked less like Dick’s Last Resort and more like the supper club Kermit takes Miss Piggy to in The Great Muppet Caper. Still, we went in. Dudes, everyone looked wicked fancy. Cocktail dress/business suit like fancy. The drinks are expensive, but worth it because they come in gourd boats and are made with top shelf liquor. The wait staff wear these hilarious outfits that make them look like bellhops from a hotel in Bermuda that James Bond frequents. Amazing. luckypaperstars and I definitely want to go back, but preferably when it’s not raining and our hair is curled and we’re dressed up like B-list movie stars going to the premiere of a low budget romantic comedy.
