I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Hi! I’m on this show tonight and even though I technically ran through my story about why I am overly afraid of dogs at a show Thursday, I might be telling another story about how I learned to trust people by working a summer job (or a different one about how I learned to trust myself by going through a summer internship). WHAT STORY SHOULD I TELL? WHAT STORY WILL I TELL? COME AND FIND OUT!
OH HI.
“Richard Madden has hair the color of early morning sunlight hitting autumn leaves. Richard Madden has sapphire eyes that betray a kind soul. Richard Madden looks good with or without facial hair, but since his facial hair is also the color of early morning sunlight hitting autumn leaves, I prefer him with facial hair.”
I wrote this on my day off from work because I never stop working it.
(Okay, off to catch a matinee of Jack the Giant Killer alone,)
I did this for science.
So this is a cool thing that happened and A is for ASSSSCAT (featuring Lena Dunham and Lizz Winstead in NYC and Martha, Julie Bowen and Busy Phillips in LA) is happening tonight.
CALLING MELISSA MCCARTHY A “FEMALE HIPPO” ISN’T BEING A CRITIC; IT’S BEING A BULLY
How did you spend your snow day night?
This was a fun thing that I wrote because someone asked me what Prince Harry’s deal was and I was like, “I don’t know what Prince Harry’s deal is. Lemme write him an open letter….”
I wrote a piece today on BE-YOU-TAY and cosmetics and I’m proud of it, but I guess in the hullabaloo surrounding the GORGEOUS new site design they forgot to send out a tumblr promo post.
SO PLEEEZE READ IT! I put work into it. (I don’t always put work into it.)(Oh crap, you weren’t supposed to know that sometimes I phone it in.)
THIS WAS BETTER TO WRITE ABOUT THAN RAPE.
Also, I’m serious about starting the Elephant Scouts of America. Only people who have ridden elephants need apply. The rest of you lack a “Duty to Elephants”.
