I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.

You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.

I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.

 

This is everything Meredith and I talked about over lunch today condensed into one screencapped gif. 
(The bitches we were referring to were ourselves.)

This is everything Meredith and I talked about over lunch today condensed into one screencapped gif. 

(The bitches we were referring to were ourselves.)