I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
All I can think…all I can think…all I can think…
Lisa Loopner: Mom, you don’t have to worry about me going all the way with Todd. I’m saving myself for my one true love - Marvin Hamlisch.
RIP Mr. Hamlisch. I hope there’s some version of Heaven where you and Gilda Radner are playing out a Lisa Loopner/Marvin Hamlisch seduction scene.
Stop it.
(Source: johnbelushi)
I decided to take some caps of random episodes. Noticed that in Season 5 Episode 9 in the Irish Potato sketch Gilda and Billy were totes laughing unintentionally. Check it out, really funny stuff.
I have come home to an apathetic Lucius and a gorgeous Gilda Radner t-shirt.
For those wondering, WonderWanda of FuckYeahGildaRadner made the shirt. I think she still has more in stock. (I also think Tina Fey has one.)
Lorne Michaels for all of the truth bombs.
A totally valid excuse I gave to someone last night
Why does Gilda Radner always get to live the dream?
I am available for sophisticated sexual activity at a reasonable rate, to be determined by mutual free-exchange open market bargaining.
I wish I could put this on an online dating profile, but then I think I’d be arrested for online prostitution. The feds just can’t take a joke.
(Source: j-prouvaires)