I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.

You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.

I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.

 

BREAKING: Award winning composer Marvin Hamlisch has died at 68

All I can think…all I can think…all I can think…

Lisa Loopner: Mom, you don’t have to worry about me going all the way with Todd. I’m saving myself for my one true love - Marvin Hamlisch.

RIP Mr. Hamlisch. I hope there’s some version of Heaven where you and Gilda Radner are playing out a Lisa Loopner/Marvin Hamlisch seduction scene.

anniepotato:

I decided to take some caps of random episodes. Noticed that in Season 5 Episode 9 in the Irish Potato sketch Gilda and Billy were totes laughing unintentionally. Check it out, really funny stuff.

I have come home to an apathetic Lucius and a gorgeous Gilda Radner t-shirt.

For those wondering, WonderWanda of FuckYeahGildaRadner made the shirt. I think she still has more in stock. (I also think Tina Fey has one.)

I have come home to an apathetic Lucius and a gorgeous Gilda Radner t-shirt.

For those wondering, WonderWanda of FuckYeahGildaRadner made the shirt. I think she still has more in stock. (I also think Tina Fey has one.)

Sisterhood is powerful, but to pretend that women aren’t competitive is like saying men aren’t competitive. Laraine would hear more applause for Gilda’s name in the montage and she’d lose self-confidence. It was like being in a family, with all the sibling rivalry.

Lorne Michaels for all of the truth bombs.

I’m sorry I’m late. I kept missing trains. But actually, I could have been on time if I left the house earlier, but I didn’t because I found a bunch of Gilda Radner interviews on youtube…and you know…that’s important.

A totally valid excuse I gave to someone last night

connie-conehead:

I am available for sophisticated sexual activity at a reasonable rate, to be determined by mutual free-exchange open market bargaining.

I wish I could put this on an online dating profile, but then I think I’d be arrested for online prostitution. The feds just can’t take a joke.

connie-conehead:

I am available for sophisticated sexual activity at a reasonable rate, to be determined by mutual free-exchange open market bargaining.

I wish I could put this on an online dating profile, but then I think I’d be arrested for online prostitution. The feds just can’t take a joke.

(Source: j-prouvaires)