I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
THE LAST ONE, RIGHT?
OH HI.
“Richard Madden has hair the color of early morning sunlight hitting autumn leaves. Richard Madden has sapphire eyes that betray a kind soul. Richard Madden looks good with or without facial hair, but since his facial hair is also the color of early morning sunlight hitting autumn leaves, I prefer him with facial hair.”
My mom on the last episode:
Me: Okay, I’m going to update the blog.
My mom: No no no no no no no….
(five minutes later)
My mom: I’ll call you next week after Game of Thrones so we can talk about it.
S3
My mom is telling me about her opinions on Game of Thrones again.
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You guys. YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS.
Check this out: Game of Thrones Turns Into A Romantic Comedy on Best Week Ever
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If You’re Crushing On….Cersei Lannister You like power as much as you like pretty, drunk and bitter women. You probably liked to get slapped sometimes. You also like to be verbally berated. You also are totally cool with having someone cheat on you, so long as they’re cheating on you with their relatives. Also, you love gold. Solid gold. Golden gold. Gold made out of other gold things. GOLD. You’re also going to die.[Photo Credit: HBO]
Hi! I wrote a fun and funny thing for VH1.com and the Best Week Ever blog called “What Does Your Game of Thrones Crush Say About You?”
This is just part one, so if I missed your fav, please don’t get mad. There are hopes and plans and dreams and machinations to do further installments…but you know, people have to read this one. ;)
YES YES YES PLEASE READ I AM PROUD OF THIS ONE YES YES YES](http://24.media.tumblr.com/0cca89676c23e7a1d13541d7108637cc/tumblr_mkfhxw1raF1qjvcyho1_500.gif)
If You’re Crushing On….Cersei Lannister
You like power as much as you like pretty, drunk and bitter women. You probably liked to get slapped sometimes. You also like to be verbally berated. You also are totally cool with having someone cheat on you, so long as they’re cheating on you with their relatives. Also, you love gold. Solid gold. Golden gold. Gold made out of other gold things. GOLD.
You’re also going to die.
[Photo Credit: HBO]Hi! I wrote a fun and funny thing for VH1.com and the Best Week Ever blog called “What Does Your Game of Thrones Crush Say About You?”
This is just part one, so if I missed your fav, please don’t get mad. There are hopes and plans and dreams and machinations to do further installments…but you know, people have to read this one. ;)
YES YES YES PLEASE READ I AM PROUD OF THIS ONE YES YES YES
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I DID THIS OUT OF LOVE FOR YOU AND I EXPECT HATRED FOR MY CHOICES.
How is the 1995 intro to Game of Thrones not the only thing we’re watching? Huh? HUH?
