I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I wish I could just put on a pretty frock (yes-this is a frock, not a dress) and fly to Europe and sit on the steps of some great architectural masterpiece with some pigeons today. But I have work to do. I have to write a review, write interview questions, get myself to an open mic (where I know I’ll bomb), and finish my one-lady show for Geek Week*. I’m going to try to pretend in my head that getting shit done is more glamorous than looking pretty and doing nothing. Right? Right?
*it now has references to Glenn Close and butts. It’s going to be MAJOR.
