I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Keira Knightley photographed by Emily Hope for Rika Magazine #8 (2013) (x)
I might need all these outfits. (Or at least, I might have to do a budget version of the top right look for spring/summer.)
(Source: knightleyfans)
How would you style these tie-dyed Louboutin’s for New York Fashion Week?
I would take them off and put on snow boots BECAUSE THERE’S A FUCKING SNOW STORM IN NYC.
Jessica Pare looks gorgeous in custom Jason Wu
Honestly, the only bitch who did it right last night.
I don’t know how this top bun/floral polyester blouse thing happened, but it happened and I feel like Lana Del Rey is somehow behind it. I imagine she’s cackling in a secret mountain base, clicking her too long nails on some view screen while a minion skateboards for no reason behind her.
I’m currently obsessed with this Ulyana Sergeenko gown and were I a famous starlet, I would move heaven and earth to wear it on a red carpet.
If I owned this Kate Spade dress, I’d be the person I wish the internet thought I was.
It’s a good dress. Deal with it. Also, if people give you crap, tell them it’s what people in Brooklyn are wearing…because there are some actual colonial motherfuckers in Brooklyn right now.
Actual fashion advice I gave this morning.
I bought a cuff last week with money I don’t have and I have quickly discovered that cuffs are not for office life.
Marion Cotillard is perfect and we are all slugs.
How did I forget about Ryan Lochte?
