I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I’m currently obsessed with this Ulyana Sergeenko gown and were I a famous starlet, I would move heaven and earth to wear it on a red carpet.
If I owned this Kate Spade dress, I’d be the person I wish the internet thought I was.
Marion Cotillard is perfect and we are all slugs.
Every time I pass this dress in the window of Saks Fifth Avenue on my lunchtime constitutional, I hear “On the Street Where You Live,” from My Fair Lady.
Sadly, I noticed today that they are changing the Saks windows, so my unrequited love affair is at an end.
I don’t know how you do it, Anne Hathaway, but somehow I want to be you, and yet I don’t jealously hate you. Keep on keeping on.
Monique Lhullier, Spring 2011 collection. UNF.
Dear Carey Mulligan, that gown is AMAZING and you are covering Vogue magazine. I realize the hat is a little quirky, but that’s the point. STOP LOOKING EMBARRASSED! You’re now considered awesome; deal with it.
Caroline felt foolish. As it turned out, Rudolpho was not a vampire. He was just a pale boy with a biting fetish. Instead of immortality, the only thing she had gotten out of seducing him was a sore neck.
Also, I want these tights. And that dress. And her hair. And, well, the entire outfit.
