I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.

You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.

I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.

 

I just bought this chair to watch TV like a distinguished gentleman of great import.
Hopefully it’s not hideous in person.

I just bought this chair to watch TV like a distinguished gentleman of great import.

Hopefully it’s not hideous in person.

I wish Maggie and Angela were on tumblr.  They need to see this chair.  We need to get three of these chairs.  We need to create light up suits (like in Tron) and lounge in these chairs sipping neon cocktails while Tesla Boy plays.  
It would be the freaking life. 

I wish Maggie and Angela were on tumblr.  They need to see this chair.  We need to get three of these chairs.  We need to create light up suits (like in Tron) and lounge in these chairs sipping neon cocktails while Tesla Boy plays.  

It would be the freaking life.