I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
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CAROL
I really want to know more about Carol. Scratch that. I NEED to know more about Carol.
Can we please have a spin-off webseries called “Carol Gets Her Shit Together” wherein Melanie Hutsell hangs out around a country club and gets in embarrassing situations. In each episode the guest actor (think Molly Shannon, Michaela Watson or Tim Meadows) tells Carol to get her shit together. Also, every episode ends with her having to dash to another part of the Country Club because she left shit over there and she “has to get her shit together.”
Just please. Let this be so.