Meghan O'Keefe

I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.

You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.

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(Source: book--quotes)

I’ve loved you ever since the day you broke your slate over my head.

L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables (via bookmania)

Anne + Gilbert 4Ever

(via scholasticbookclubs)

Hi. I’m an “industry expert” now.

I am Anne and all of this humid, rainy weather is Gilbert Blythe.

ANNE SHIRLEY WOULD SHIT HER PANTS.

ANNE SHIRLEY WOULD SHIT HER PANTS.

I found this searching ‘the googles’ for pictures of Anne and Diana with their flag communication system* and then just spent a solid 90 seconds staring at it. I wished boys still dressed like this. I wished I could dress like Anne and wear a jaunty straw hat. Then, I realized I could dress like Anne, but I’d be relegated to only hanging out in Williamsburg, and I prefer geographic mobility when it comes to my drinking holes. *I wanted to post about how Caitlin and I are sending these sad, lonely emails to each other and it’s just like Anne and Diana’s sad, lonely flag messages.

I found this searching ‘the googles’ for pictures of Anne and Diana with their flag communication system* and then just spent a solid 90 seconds staring at it. I wished boys still dressed like this. I wished I could dress like Anne and wear a jaunty straw hat. Then, I realized I could dress like Anne, but I’d be relegated to only hanging out in Williamsburg, and I prefer geographic mobility when it comes to my drinking holes.

*I wanted to post about how Caitlin and I are sending these sad, lonely emails to each other and it’s just like Anne and Diana’s sad, lonely flag messages.

joyengel: This weekend Kate Middleton and Anne Shirley became best friends.  Whatever.  I feel like Kate Middleton is thinking exactly what I’m thinking which is, “This is great and all, but you’re not Megan fucking Follows.”

joyengel:

This weekend Kate Middleton and Anne Shirley became best friends. 

Whatever. 

I feel like Kate Middleton is thinking exactly what I’m thinking which is, “This is great and all, but you’re not Megan fucking Follows.”

And Kate is apparently big on Anne of Green Gables – good taste – and wants to see the house.

LaineyGossip on the upcoming Royal Couple tour of Canada.

Um…Kate’s an Anne fan, too? Where’s Chiara? This is a “we are kindred spirits with Kate Middleton” alert.

chiaraatik: Reblogged for Joy onscreenkisses: Anne of Green Gables, dir. Kevin Sullivan (1985) requested by anon Reblogged with L.M. Montgomery quote: “Perhaps, after all, romance did not come into one’s life with pomp and blare, like a gay knight riding down; perhaps it crept to one’s side like an old friend through quiet ways; perhaps it revealed itself in seeming prose, until some sudden shaft of illumination flung athwart its pages betrayed the rhythm and the music; perhaps … perhaps … love unfolded naturally out of a beautiful friendship, as a golden-hearted rose slipping from its green sheath.” Also an update on my “feeling lonely when I have insomnia” illness: It hit me again (literally out of nowhere) at 12:47 am last night and then I went to the bathroom where I gave myself a “talking to”. I told myself that I was being mean to myself and that I shouldn’t listen to the mean and nasty and untrue things about myself because I was awesome. And then I was able to fall asleep. I woke up this morning feeling happy. So guys, we can stand up to bullies when those bullies are ourselves. I don’t know why this is related to Anne and Gilbert, but in my head, it is.

chiaraatik:

Reblogged for Joy

onscreenkisses:

Anne of Green Gables, dir. Kevin Sullivan (1985)

requested by anon

Reblogged with L.M. Montgomery quote:

“Perhaps, after all, romance did not come into one’s life with pomp and blare, like a gay knight riding down; perhaps it crept to one’s side like an old friend through quiet ways; perhaps it revealed itself in seeming prose, until some sudden shaft of illumination flung athwart its pages betrayed the rhythm and the music; perhaps … perhaps … love unfolded naturally out of a beautiful friendship, as a golden-hearted rose slipping from its green sheath.”

Also an update on my “feeling lonely when I have insomnia” illness: It hit me again (literally out of nowhere) at 12:47 am last night and then I went to the bathroom where I gave myself a “talking to”. I told myself that I was being mean to myself and that I shouldn’t listen to the mean and nasty and untrue things about myself because I was awesome. And then I was able to fall asleep. I woke up this morning feeling happy. So guys, we can stand up to bullies when those bullies are ourselves.

I don’t know why this is related to Anne and Gilbert, but in my head, it is.