I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
THR: OK, so can you come up with a couple of rules for a Globes drinking game?
Fey: Any time an actress cries in a speech, drink. Any time you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage, drink.
Poehler: Any time someone says, “I didn’t prepare anything!”
Fey: Any time anyone thanks Harvey Weinstein, eat a meatball sub.
THR: How about any time they show Judi Dench?
Fey: Yeah. You take off an article of clothing.
Poehler: Any time Maggie Smith wins.
When you get a bunch of people in a room who don’t eat much, and you give them one drink, it gets good fast.
Did you feel worried that maybe you were jinxing yourselves by preparing this [Emmy’s] bit in advance? [x]
QUEEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN.
(Source: dydt)
Crisis(es) Averted.
I find that whenever I’m faced with adversity, if I ask myself, “What would Amy Poehler do?”, and then I do that, then I win.
Oliver is forever in my favorite person list for taking this image from my imagination and making it real.
MY LADY HERO HAS RETURNED TO ME.
What? I’ve done stuff today. I emailed work to tell them I’d be out sick again. Then I tossed and turned and got sweats and chills and I think broke a fever. Well, I hope I finally broke my fever. Did I tell you I actually had a fever? I might still even have it.
This is everything Meredith and I talked about over lunch today condensed into one screencapped gif.
(The bitches we were referring to were ourselves.)
