I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
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Last night, a gentleman caller and I wound up at the Burp Castle on 7th Ave. Now, I had been there years and years before with Jen and Eli and Jim Bob, but I was so tired from a Bolt Bus journey that I didn’t remember specifics about the bar.
1) It’s called the Burp Castle
2) There’s no loud talking aloud, so every five minutes the bartender would “Shhh!” everyone like a librarian. I loved this. It sounds awful, but it meant you could actually carry on a conversation. Also, the “Shhh!” noises came at comically timed intervals.
3) There are dragons and shit painted on the walls!
4) Everything is served in wine glasses.
5) It’s called the Burp Castle.
That’s all.
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