I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
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The extended trailer for What Would Ryan Lochte Do? is finally here! Advance warning: he’s so cute that you might not be able to handle it.
(swimmingworldmagazine / h/t videogum.)
OF COURSE he drinks at Balls.
“Oh God, I’m going to watch this.” - Just said out loud at my cubicle by someone who might be me.
“So, I was looking at photos of Ryan Lochte today…as one does.”
My friend nods because looking at photos of United States Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte is what everyone does. As far as I’m aware, this week “Ryan Lochte speedo pool” has replaced everyone’s usual go-to google image searches*.
“And,” I continue, “I noticed something exciting.”
“Ooo! What?”
I pause for dramatic flair and lean in, as though I’m revealing a great secret of the human condition. “Ryan Lochte is Finnick Odair.”
My friend squints, as though she’s trying to work out the arithmetic of real life person Ryan Lochte equaling Hunger Games trilogy hottie Finnick Odair, and three seconds later she gasps. “OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT! HE IS!”
Crush of the Week: Ryan Lochte (or Finnick Odair????) | HelloGiggles.com
COME THE FUCK ON, NBC. SHOW ME WHAT I’M HERE FOR.
Hi. I’m working on an important thesis about how Ryan Lochte IS Finnick Odair. Bye.
(AKA stay tuned for Sunday’s Crush of the Week)
How did I forget about Ryan Lochte?
