I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“Ah! Hello—oh! Hello there! Yes. Internet. Hello!
I have been told on certain occasions…occasionally holiday occasions—that I am excellent at giving advice. Yes. Yes. So…yes, I’ve been told. However, one cannot give advice that is not asked for. This—this you see—can you see? Am I blocking your view, not you, the lady behind me, oh! Alright. Yes. Fine. Ah! Back to you! This is impolite. Ah! Ah yes, it would be impolite of me to just give advice to the world blindly.
Please—if you please—send me your questions…your problems…your stories of feeling lost on the San Jose expressway…and I will do my best to answer them in print.
Namaste.” - My BFF Jeff Goldblum
Jeff is going to do an advice column for a comedy website—though he is deathly serious about his advice. The humor, he says, will be in the truth he utters.
So, please, please, PLEASE send me your questions and Jeff will offer his advice.
Namaste.
