I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
In case people cared, the silly Buzzfeed thing from last night was totally resolved. Apparently they did think of it on their own. Well, I have to trust that because it’s totally possible. Parallel thought happens ALL the time. I’m not really mad about it—lest you think I was. I was just perturbed in the moment when I saw it on my dashboard. It’s par for the course and has happened before to me and will happen again, and in the future a website really will, without a shadow of a doubt, steal from me. It’s just the way things are.
I’m actually more upset that my roommate got to hang out with Bobek Ferdowsi the other night and NOW THEY ARE FACEBOOK FRIENDS.
That is an outrage to me. AN OUTRAGE!
I finished writing my original pilot tonight, which means I’m going to spend the rest of the night watching the Olympic trials and sipping chilled white wine—which I was doing while finishing up my original pilot, but now I’ll devote my full attention to the Olympics and the wine.
Not sure if anyone even noticed, but I briefly had a post about how I stayed up too late last night watching The Forsyte Saga.
I deleted it because I remembered no one cares about The Forsyte Saga.
But should people care about The Forsyte Saga?