I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (McSweeney's, The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
A few years ago, I was called for jury duty, but I didn’t try to wiggle out of it. I was young and naive and I was working a boring job at a boring company that offered full paid time off for jury duty.
So, when it was announced in the court room that the trial I was up for was an actual MURDER TRIAL, I was all, “Oh, please God, yes! Sign me up and strap me in! I want to go on a 3D ride through our nation’s justice system! And I want paid time off away from my cubicle!”
I wrote this because it happened to me. Also, I’m proud of this.
(Yes, this is my first time writing for xojane.com. So I’m excited.)