I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (McSweeney's, The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
Please just let me drink my tea and watch Project Runway on demand. Please. Please don’t ask me to decipher the meaning of texts from a guy I don’t know. Please. I have no fucking clue. I’m trying to listen to Tim Gunn. Please. Please don’t make me bluntly say he’s just not that into you and that you only care about dudes when you can’t have them. Please. TIM GUNN IS TALKING!