I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I’ve mentioned before that my dream life is Bernard Black’s right?
(Source: efgwgkjgkljlejg)
“Dream lover come rescue me.”
I feel as though New York has finally broken me. Send SweetTarts.
Adventure Update
Ticket to Dublin for early May purchased:
Text older sister about it and find out that she’s seriously considering coming along:
Tell roommate about it and find out that she wishes you had mentioned your spur-of-the-moment adventure plan sooner because she would have gone with you:
Gif #3 is one of my favorite things to exist in all of time and space. Bill Bailey is a delight and I missed him at Whiplash last night because I needed to nurse my stupid cold. (boo hoo…awesome people problems…I know…)
(Source: meiringens)
Fran: Imagine you’re a woman.
Bernard: Okay.
Fran: Okay, and now—
Bernard: Wait, i’m still…
Fran: Kay. And now imagine you have a boyfriend.
Bernard: (giggle)
Dylan Moran is perfection.
(Source: oldrichardharrow)
Do you read? I do. Do you want to do that in the same room sometime?
Black Books 2x05 - Hello Sun
It’s 9:44 am on a Monday and this gif is already applicable.
