Meghan O'Keefe

I live in New York. I am a stand up comic, writer and actor. You may have seen my writing on many reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum. I was formerly member of the PITtv House Team, Codswallop.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

I made the mistake of getting the Cosi Sangria (the darker one in the back) last month on a whim.  When I was working in Boston, I was a Cosi junkie and would occasionally get a Mojito Lemonade (like once a month, maybe).  When I saw the Sangria, I thought, “I LOVE Sangria.  This should be good.” It wasn’t.  It tasted like weak Crystal Light with bits of apple and grape stuck at the bottom. Today I went into a midtown Cosi for lunch.  BIGGER mistake than the Sangria.  It’s a clusterfuck and not worth it with all the other great salad options here.  One thing I did take away was that the Cosi Sangria is over 700 CALORIES.  It was the same as my entire lunch (which was not, obviously, one of the lighter options).  The other drink in this photo was something like 500 calories. In conclusion, fuck Cosi Sangria.  Fuck it long, fuck it hard, and fuck it until you burn a third of your daily calorie intake.

I made the mistake of getting the Cosi Sangria (the darker one in the back) last month on a whim.  When I was working in Boston, I was a Cosi junkie and would occasionally get a Mojito Lemonade (like once a month, maybe).  When I saw the Sangria, I thought, “I LOVE Sangria.  This should be good.” It wasn’t.  It tasted like weak Crystal Light with bits of apple and grape stuck at the bottom.

Today I went into a midtown Cosi for lunch.  BIGGER mistake than the Sangria.  It’s a clusterfuck and not worth it with all the other great salad options here.  One thing I did take away was that the Cosi Sangria is over 700 CALORIES.  It was the same as my entire lunch (which was not, obviously, one of the lighter options).  The other drink in this photo was something like 500 calories.

In conclusion, fuck Cosi Sangria.  Fuck it long, fuck it hard, and fuck it until you burn a third of your daily calorie intake.

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