I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
THE END OF THE STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS JAPANESE TRAILER IS GIVING ME POST TRAUMATIC STRESS FLASHBACKS.
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Oh dear God no.
Soexcitedsoexcitedsoexcited
DAMNIT STAR TREK!!!! hurry up >.
THE HANDS ARE ON THE GLASS, PEOPLE. Red Alert! bookoisseur:
OH MY FUCK YOU GUYS.
SPOCK’S EVEN DOING THE TA’AL LET ME D I E
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^ EXCITEMENT
OH HELL NO. THAT EXTRA TEN SECONDS IS THE WORLD’S BIGGEST SPOILER. THAT OR THEY ARE SHAMELESSLY TRICKING PEOPLE. EITHER...
OH MY GOD WHY DOES THE JAPANESE TRAILER HAVE AN EXTRA TEN SECONDS AND AN EXTRA LINE OF ACTUALLY RIDICULOUSLY...
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