Meghan O'Keefe

I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.

You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.

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shortformblog: Here’s WWE star David Otunga buying 80,000 calories worth of Hostess snacks in an effort to ensure future generations would get a chance to have some. ”I don’t want my son to go without Twinkies,” he said, as eyes rolled everywhere. If I had a son, I’d rather him eat shit because then at least union workers wouldn’t be fired in the name of the bottom line. Oh, and it would be more nutritious. 

shortformblog:

Here’s WWE star David Otunga buying 80,000 calories worth of Hostess snacks in an effort to ensure future generations would get a chance to have some. ”I don’t want my son to go without Twinkies,” he said, as eyes rolled everywhere.

If I had a son, I’d rather him eat shit because then at least union workers wouldn’t be fired in the name of the bottom line.

Oh, and it would be more nutritious. 

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    Good Dad.
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    This guy will never not be “Punk from I Love New York 2”
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    Always makes me feel super great to know that a celebrity is using his money for a good charitable cause. (Or not.)...
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    This is HILARIOUS! He has the body of a god and Jennifer Hudson is the spokesperson for Weight Watchers. WHO is eating...
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    Jennifer Hudson’s boyfriend. (Husband?)
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    This is real.
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    Bioshock taught me that twinkies will last literally forever and will not only still be good, but eventually develop...
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    I wonder if he’s going to freeze most of them since they’re bound to expire
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    Dude, is this how you spend Jennifer Hudson’s money!??!!?
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    seriously, sometimes I think that rich people should seriously just not be allowed
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