I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (McSweeney's, The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
There should be a superhero called The Hunk whose power is being handsome and who has a magical penis that once a lady rides it, she becomes the best version of herself, and he gets constantly kicked to the curb.
ALL THE LADIES CHASE AFTER THE HUNK!