I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
When will I be old enough to be accepted by society as a “mysterious recluse”?
I’m supposed to make cameos at somewhere between 1 and 3 birthday parties tonight but all I want to do is wrap myself up in a blanket-sized pizza and eat myself to oblivion in front of the TV.
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wonderwanda said:
See if someone will facetime you in.
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