I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
To be fair…
…my single mother is the one who arranged it so I could travel to the middle-of-nowhere Idaho with my uncle and his former army friend two years ago so I could learn how to handle and shoot both a pistol and a shotgun (that belonged to my uncle’s friend since he lives on a farm in the middle-of-nowhere Idaho and my mom doesn’t own a gun because she doesn’t believe in owning guns in suburban and urban homes).
I’m really sorry for the gun violence my single mother caused. That poor empty HP laptop cardboard box didn’t deserve to get shot by me so many, many, many times.
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