I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (McSweeney's, The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
If you are a cafe and both the small and large teas are the same cost, either you are really dumb because small and large are different sizes and that makes no sense, or really smart because small and large are just different sizes of hot water and hot water comes for free so you’re only charging for the tea bag and that makes all the sense.