I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (McSweeney's, The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
This is like, the fourth time I’ve had “a” glass of wine with “an” episode of Chopped and found myself three-four hours later in the same spot, yet more inebriated.
In my defense, I packed all of my DVDs and books and carried my bookcase to the trash heap on my lonesome and my shoulders hurt.
And the wine and the Chopped episodes were…there.